So the other day i was on Facebook. Like most of the time i was doing the usual stuff, you know stalking people on Facebook, seeing their profile, cursing it if it was private, you know again the usual stuff. Then suddenly i came across a confession page and i started reading it, i mean i read all the comments, the confessions and this is what i thought.
Many people who confess actually don’t use the word correctly, the word you should be using is ADVICE. You are not confessing, you are asking advice from the people who know nothing about you and probably will give you the advice that might do more harm than good 
I already said it before but i was not saying it very clearly, one thing i hate more than pimple on my face is people having double standards or in other words hypocrites. I hate those kind of people.
The only thing people confess or rather ask about advice is Relationships.
They post some of the weird stuff, sometimes in a language that is so hard to understand. You can’t even make out what the person is trying to say, then how can you help them?
So i decided i will help them and answer the “confession” or maybe even analyze the situation to give you an insight about what was the actual motive of asking this. In no way i have a degree but i am just answering it the way it was supposed to be answered.
1)Guy
I love a girl of my schoolmate turely i prosped her bt no reply from her ….
iAm still waiting and nt able forgot her i did many things to make busy bt no solution any one plz any suggestion plz
MOVE ON. It’s the only suggestion i can give. Study when you have the time and please don’t tell me she is the only girl for you and you hardly sound like you are any more than 12, don’t get me wrong i am not judging this the way you wrote, i am judging this on the basis of what is going on in my head and you in my head sound like a 12 year old, who should be watching cartoons than doing this love stuff which you clearly don’t understand anyway. And please get good marks.
2) I’m a GIRL of 19….. i am in relationship wid a guy …. he’s so cute and well mannered… but frm d past few days he’s more inclined towards being physically intimate… pls help me i don’t know what to do… i don’t wanna go Against my family…
Answer:- Dump that piece of garbage, doesn’t matter if he is cute or well mannered, if he is asking you to be physically intimate and you are not ready either tell him to wait or tell him he can go eff himself because he clearly doesn’t care about you. Well mannered? You mean the way he is asking you to be intimate with him is full of “please” good grief. Parents? How come parents are involved in this? He is asking you to have sex with him not your parents, dear lord you are 19 years old, your parents raised you enough already, give them a break and start taking charge of your life, and one more thing IF YOU DON’T WANT TO DON’T DO IT, Your parents raised you better.
3)
im grl…..17 years old….i jst entrd in relationshp . Itz bring nly 4 days …..Guyzzz …is it crrct to hav a bf ?????? n parentz ko cheat karne jaise tho nhi na????
Our next confessor or advice seeking person wants to ask if it is really okay to have a boyfriend and it’s not like i am cheating my parents? Basically she wants your approval so she doesn’t feel guilty when she hang out with her boyfriend and do all the dirty stuff because she has asked a lot of strangers on Facebook and also she doesn’t want to go through the guilt trip, so she is trying to convince you to convince her that she is not doing anything wrong and she can have a boyfriend.
4)
Girl
8th
Dear father I confess that I drink and have had 2 boyfriends in 2013 , one in 12th and the other in 10th .
P.s not at the same time na !!
I really couldn’t figure out about this confessor and what the initial thing meant, what does 8th mean? Is it the 8th confession on the page? Or the girl is in 8th grade? I think i might have to analyse it on both the basis, if this is confession number 8 then you really are weird, “confessing” on Facebook to your dad? does your dad even have Facebook, well in your case i hope not because you seriously will be whopped, and you drink? well a lot of people do, so i am not saying anything on that matter but you seriously wanted to confess this? why didn’t you go to a church and confess it there in front of god, if you feel so bad, you know what i think you are trolling because there is no way your dad wouldn’t have found out that you were chugging down a bottle of whiskey like your liver functions on it and if you are doing all this in 8th grade then i seriously think tell your dad, you will be whopped no doubt about it but at least he will give you some good advice,
And now i will analyze the final confession
5) Guy
hey guys im a 17 year old giy from mumbai and i have never dated anyone yet because im a bit fat…..how is it my fault….do all the girls prefer looks over heart…cause im the kindest and genuine guy one could ever have..
Umm, you are fat? and you think girls only prefer looks over heart? and you say you are kindest and genuine guy? First of all not girls are shallow maybe the one you have been meeting are effing judgmental but now aren’t you being the same? asking crap like that. So what you are fat? i mean so WHAT? Exercise and get in shape and it’s not that hard if you give your 100% and you will get relief from a thousands of diseases that can make you so sick that you will eventually die off, and you saying that you are the kindest and stuff like that who are you trying to impress? It makes you look fake and seriously don’t do it. Keep healthy and think positive.
I feel like i should do such posts more often, it’s not like they will read it as i copied this from a lot of sites including Facebook, I really think the questions or rather the “confessions” should be answered in a straight manner with a sense of humor otherwise you will be a boring advice columnist and no one cares about what you have to say.
Till then keep smiling and keep making other people smile 😀